lets do this thing?

its been a year and a half since i last posted on this blog. in fact, i dont expect anyone to read this. im not posting this anywhere. well, that may not be true. if i can start posting on a regular basis, i may put up a link on a instant messaging profile or something. yeah, alright. i'll probably do that. but only if i can actually get to this website and post some shit thats worth reading. which, by the way, this doesnt qualify.

so, you know what's hilarious? those old spice commercials with bruce campbell aka ash from army of darkness. that guy is fucking awesome. im glad to see he's getting a little work besides crappy c and d movies and/or tv shows. and speaking of crappy tv shows, what in god's good name is going on with 24 this season? dude, this season sucks assholes. besides the fact that this season had the greatest episode in all of 24 history (the one where jack kills all the terrorists, snags all the atomic bombs, and then finds out audrey is alive), this season has been a shit-show from the beginning. i mean, every single episode has mostly if not completely sucked. AND to make it worse, ive seen all of these episodes before. whats that? did i get an advanced copy of this season? well, yeah, kinda. its called all the seasons before this one. because all of these dumbass episodes are almost identical to episodes in previous seasons. uh, heads up 24. maybe hire some new writers. first thing to look for is writers who don't think "drama" is 'lets create some really uninteresting problem, throw in some relationship tension between 2 not-so-important actors, and then have jack beat up everyone with guns and shoot all the terrorists'. i think we've all seen that one before.

also, here's another clue to the "please-let-them-be-new" 24 writers: how the fuck can everyone and their mom infiltrate CTU?!? seriously. isn't this place supposed to be the counter-terrorist unit? shouldn't they, i dont know, make shit so that people can't break in through the iron grate in the basement? why do they even have a basement? and even if they did, why would there be a grate into underground tunnels where people can come up from and take over CTU? what is this? amateur hour? its like the terrorists could break in, have a bake sale, slap some titties around, and then take over CTU. this is ridiculous.

also, what happened to "kumar" aka "taj mahal badlamabad" aka the indian kid from the beginning. seriously, give him some funny lines and that'll class this bullshit up. there are tons of asians in this "day 6". bring in harold and let hilarity ensue. sure, thats not what 24 is all about, but it would be a hell of a lot more entertaining and rewarding than the crap they are currently scripting. its like "hey, lets kill off all the cool characters because we want to have an edge. oooohh. bet you didnt predict that, viewers. i bet your super entitilated and dramatized. oh, whats that? you like character "x"? well, he's going to get shot in the first episode. say what? character "y" is more interesting than the gay-ass kid they get to play jack's nephew? oh, well, they are going to get dropped off a building. or gassed to death. have fun, sucker... i mean, viewers."

so yeah, im done with 24. i'll give next season a chance, but they have 2 episodes to make shit right or its over. hear that? mcdone.

lets do this thing.