"fast and slow, here we go, on a big chair..."

im about to head to a wedding for one of my college roommates and a guy i played 3 years of college ultimate with (he kinda quit his last year), and im pretty psyched. im going to see basically all of my old college friends. which, of course, lends itself to all kinds of mischief and debaucheries. so what im going to do is predict (here) what's going to go down. and then we'll recap and see what actually DOES happen. and-ah-here we go:

prediction #1: travis "t-nuts" greer gets really drunk. he's got a baby on the way with his wife (yeah, i know. people are getting married and having kids... and im still playing ultimate and video games? nice. nice work, michael). so he's going to want to break out a little, especially since he just finished med school and is now doing his residency. what's that? med school? so that means in a few years he'll be making more money that i'll ever dream about. another high five michael. way to use that wake forest diploma. back to prediction #1. t-nuts gets really drunk and then ends up naked in bed with 2 people. but that will most likely be myself and flowers, since we're all staying in the same room.

prediction #2: nick giaimo gets really drunk and starts kissing dudes. nick was known for his man-love when he had a bit of the sauce, and i imagine that having not seen mike flowers for so long is really, really going to bring this out of him. good thing i'm bringing my camera.

prediction #3: scott abbott (the guy who's getting married) tries to take whatever chair im sitting in at the wedding, and we fight over it. just like freshman year. and also senior year. and im sure a few other years too. i really wanted to get scottie a folding chair for his present, but i already have a gift. oh well. that would be funny.

prediction #4: scott siler gets really drunk (i see a trend here) and does something hilarious. this is a given. well, depending on circumstances. but i'll say this is a lock. maybe hides underneath something. that happened before.

ok, so here we go. lets do this thing. i'll follow up later (not that anyone cares) to see what actually DOES happen.

"we don't know where we're going, on a big chair"