why is my sleeping bag a ghetto muppet?

probably the funniest title to a song ive heard ever. of all times. i mean, seriously, think about it; a ghetto muppet. all muppets are pieces of cloth that people stick their hands in and make the mouths move. sleeping bags look like huge muppets [if youre drunk or high enough, i guess]. i probably dont have to spell this out for you. its pretty self-evident. or so thinks "chin up chin up". thats the band. got it?

this is going to be a short post, and the main reason for this post is this; anyone can comment on these badboys now. i know, i know. everyone and their mom has been waiting to, and they just didnt want to have to sign up to be able to. the sentiment has resounded across countries and cultures. so send out a message to your moms: now that the gates are open, the comments will flood the gates and my posts will be overwrought with positive and negative comments alike. all together, in happy blog harmony. agreeing and disagreeing together in a symbiotic relationship that makes opinions what they are. like this guy's opinion [http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford/]. read this. its hilarious. and has nothing to do with this post. but read it, cuz its funny as hell.

so yeah; post comments if you want. i'd like to know that people a) agree with me, b) think im funny, c) want to tell me how much they love me, or d) agree with me and think im hilarious. if you have anything negative to say, you are unamerican. all that stuff above about "agreeing and disagreeing together" is just a front to seem like there's tolerence around here. we'll make this like the bush administration. anybody that is offended or disagrees with me hates everything we stand for, and is probably a terrorist. good thing i have this "patriot post" option [it cost me extra... its a special feature] that lets me dig into computers of anyone that posts negative things so i can see if they have bomb plans on their computers. and then report them to the FBI. or CIA. sure, it may seem like i am invading privacy, but its necessary to ensure the safety and the unity and strength that is come to be expected of me. what can you do?

ok, that diverted a lot. and now i am hesitant to post this, cuz that part above [about the whole terrorist/patriot crap] is pretty dumb. but admittedly so. so whatever. i wrote it at the time. you got a problem with it? well, now you can tell me. suckas.

"get me off this fucking island"